I found this unpublished gem looking through some old work files yesterday, and I think it’s got too much potential to waste. I’m planning on submitting this toon for publication asap, but I need your help! Here’s the deal: you submit your best caption for this toon, I pick the outrageously hilarious winner, and we get published in some lucky yet-to-be-determined national publication. Sound good? I agree.
So let’s have ’em! I’ll be picking a winner at 12:00 noon on Wednesday, Nov. 23, and the lucky guy/gal will receive a $10 iTunes giftcard (and local worldwide celebrity)! Enter your caption in the comments section below to be entered to win!
PS – Keep in mind, this is a family show, so keep it relatively clean, por favor. The old guys are sitting in a church pew, fercryingoutloud.
You might want to know, the last 3 people that set there have died. Enjoy the service.
Mind passing the chicken?
“Sorry…That’s not the incense.”
“So I says footwashin’ or no footwashin’, I ain’t clippin’ my toenails!”
“Turns out my prostate is this big.”
“Can you break a five?”
These class reunions aren’t getting any bigger, are they?
Lighten up man, it’s the 90s…..right?
Does this eyebrow make me look old?
Yeah, I’m Hungryforlove68 and I know my profile photo is a little misleading.
We were kids the last time Michigan beat Ohio state. This might be our year.
“….so there I was, smack in the belly of this whale…..”
I got it at Walmart. It’s called Just for Men Eyebrow coloring.
Did he just say Wednesday night bingo is canceled? There goes date night!
“Trim them she says. I say no way! I can fit my iPhone up there to watch the game.”
Where does it say in the Bible that it’s a sin to break wind at church?
What does “Super Bass” mean? She said I have that.